Turd Gambling

Two white Honda Civics racing at a red light.

You tryna do some Turd Gambling?
Nah I’m good thank you tho.

by Gavvihn June 3, 2022

Turd

Word people use in replacement of shit when they are too scared to swear

One peaceful day at fight club

*John throws a right hook and gives Bob a black eye*
Bob: You freaking piece of turd!!!
John: excuse me? Freak? Turd?
Bob: yea, my mom would kill me if I said a bad word
Bob’s mom from the audience: FUCK YOU, YOU TATTLETALE!!! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!!

by Tyxy7 July 19, 2022

Turd

A word used to describe a fat smelly person

E.g Oscar is a fat turd

by Corromaster123 October 29, 2020

TURD SPIRIT

THIS IS THE TERM USED FOR THE GAS LEAKING FROM YOUR ASS ALSO KNOW AS A FART. THIS IS THE SOLE OF YOUR POOP THAT'S BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD AS THE "TURD SPIRIT". FLYING AROUND THE AIR TERRORIZING ANYONE WHO STANDS IN ITS WAY!!!

LET YOUR TURD SPIRIT BE FREE!!

by POOPMASTER G May 15, 2009

squirt turd

When your shit is brown water.

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.

by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018

as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.

Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022