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The Walking Head

The act of drugging a stranger so that they are in a zombie-like state, you then proceed to insert your genitalia into their mouth.

(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)
James, eat this cookie, I promise it isn't drugged. I don't want to try the walking head
by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017
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Walk of Sass

In sports with podiums, it's considered extreme sass pushing through a crowd to get to the podium. Traditionally, you stand behind your friends and push them out of they way when your name said. It's also common to apologise with "Oh sorry I have to go get my medal".
Spectator 1: Where's the winner?
Spectator 2: Oh there is, he's doing the walk of sass.
by swedishfencer May 19, 2019
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Jay walking

You are walking arcross the middle of the steet with two cops and you go hey you pigs are jay walking and they turn and shoot me a dirty look. And i say relax it was just a joke dummies.
Stop jay walking you pigs.
by Kuehlstein June 13, 2018
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Pennsylvania Crab Walk

The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug
Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”
by CreakinCopper May 8, 2024
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food walking

When you're hungry and your waiting for your friends to get ready to leave so you start walking around the kitchen eating food as fast as you can.
" My mom and brother were taking to long to get ready so I started food walking."
by TharOneOtaku December 29, 2016
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Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship
Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you
by anonymous August 3, 2023
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Walking Wetsuits

Just your typical sweaty shiny nigger.
“Oh what’s that smell” turns around to see a bunch of niggers. “Ah fucking Bunch of Walking Wetsuits”
by Dance-N JiggaBoo August 6, 2024
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