Nerd

Nerd stands for Never Ending Reading Disorder. In other words nerds are people who love reading and want to never stop reading.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm reading. DUH
Person 1: Hey guys, This guy is a nerd, you hear that a NERD!!!!!!!

by Captain Blackbeard Kidd October 31, 2019

Nerd

A nerd is an intelligent person who may watch anime or play board games. Stereotypical nerds have glasses and are skinny

Evie is a fucking nerd

by Big_brain_time November 2, 2019

Super Nerd syndrome

A disorder characterized by having no social apparatus, being really physically sensitive or a sensitive, hating change, obsessing about anything that isnt sportsball. It's basically just Aspergers syndrome.

Doctor: Martha, Your son has Super Nerd Syndrome
Martha: There goes my grandson...

by Chevyman95 June 21, 2025

Gay nerd

You live in Seattle and drive a Subaru

That Tyler is a gay nerd, living his best life sipping coffee in Seattle.

by DaStinger June 22, 2025

Train Nerd

A person who knows almost anything and everything about trains and goons to them at night.

That guy is truly a train nerd.

by THEKOOLLERGUY June 29, 2025

Nerd Nod

The quick head-tilt of mutual respect when two geeks recognize each other’s rare tech, custom gear, or deep-cut fandom.

Example 1:

I whipped out my Steam Deck and got a Nerd Nod from the guy across the café.

Example 2:

She saw my mechanical keyboard with artisan keycaps and gave me the Nerd Nod.

by Alien Adenoid August 10, 2025

nerd

The people who will actually be happy in life instead of playing Genshin Inpact in the basement for 17 hours 🤮😭🙏🙏
They will have a life and money
Meanwhile if you don’t care about grades then ripbozo see you when you are homeless 😊

Bully: That nerd is so dorky.
Nerd: At least I know stuff.
35 years later
Grown up bully: Why tf am I homeless?

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025