Badger Walking

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.

Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.

by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024

Walking L

An Aliakbar

Saad Durrani is a walking L

by Omar72829191 December 1, 2022

food walking

When you're hungry and your waiting for your friends to get ready to leave so you start walking around the kitchen eating food as fast as you can.

" My mom and brother were taking to long to get ready so I started food walking."

by TharOneOtaku December 29, 2016

Vampire Walk

Social reject walk

Look im doing the social reject walk i mean vampire walk

by Xcdragex August 2, 2021

Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Walk

Take a big giant dookey

I just took a a walk

by Samrt person February 25, 2018

Puffin Walks

An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.

Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."

by Leave My Door December 1, 2019