YOU are the prettiest person

You are the prettiest person, not me, not him, nobody but you. And you always will be the prettiest person, forever and ever.

my wife is the prettiest girl in the whole wide universe. YOU are the prettiest person.

by FlopsXAlis December 1, 2024

Most overpaid mediocre person on the planet

Not the wrong comedian. The RIGHT comedian if you have a fat cock and want to fuck somebodies hot, rich daughter. But no.

Hym "Mediocrat? Is that what you would call it. The most overpaid mediocre person on the planet."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

White Person

A person that has spilled white paint all over themselves.

Jamal: fuck!
Tyrone: lol u look like a white person
Jamal: ... give me a fucken towel

by Fleurdegonj January 24, 2025

Person 29

The keeper of The Box. The Box is a theoretical concept structure that contains all matter, logic, information, and everything that has ever and will ever exist. Technically the box does not have a size as it is infinite, but Person 29 is there to make sure that The Box does not collapse, potentially ending one of the universes The Persons are in.

Person 1: You ever think there’s something bigger than our universe?
Person 2: nigga are you fr

Person 29: being in the nothing sure is boring

by unused username February 8, 2024

Luckiest person in the world

The luckiest person in the world is Jaimie because she has the most loving and incredibly perfect girlfriend the gods above could ever create. It's like they took a star out of the sky and gave it to her saying "this is yours to love" and that star was Rose.

Rose is the epitome of perfection. She is perfection personified. She is incredibly talented and kind. Amazingly beautiful and supportive. She is the secret garden that Jaimie wants to run away to each day. That place that is so calming and pretty and that's always there when you need it. That is what Rose is.

And for Jaimie to be allowed to love her? Makes her the luckiest person in the world.

"who is the luckiest person in the world?"
"Jaimie"

by tofuv.com September 17, 2023

Your favorite person#1728

this person is friends with a mentally deranged 'person' . dont believe me? check the only other defenition. like wtf is that

dont search Your favorite person#1728 on urban dictionary, you will see horros

by boomboomdajoomjoom November 14, 2022

Political Person

A person who is so fucking inbred and dense, they have to bring up politics even when the topic at hand, doesn't even fucking remotely relate to politics.

Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.

This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.

News - "Breaking news tonight a 5 year old girl has died in a crash on I-95 in Georgia"

Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"

Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"

by Urban_Alien_69 August 25, 2025