a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018
Get the turd canalmug. by Binickle May 24, 2016
Get the turd drivermug. by Mr Murd Turd April 30, 2021
Get the Turd Murdlermug. Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023
Get the hog turdmug. by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017
Get the Turd Perfectmug. When you decide to shit in a woman's vagina and you miss slightly and the woman hasn't shaved down there in 5 years.
by futuregoggles July 3, 2019
Get the Bush Turdmug. "Disk turd" refers to a piece of data or information that is particularly useless, unnecessary, or irrelevant, often found cluttering up digital storage spaces.
Every time I clean out my hard drive, I come across dozens of old files that are nothing but disk turds – random screenshots and memes I don't even remember saving.
by The_Cardboard_Cutout February 27, 2024
Get the Disk Turdmug.