turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

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Raisin Turd

A bowel movement that comes out like little round raisins.

Her butt was so big, she had no choice but to poop raisin turds

by Chakra882 March 05, 2022

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A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 01, 2023

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A person who flaunts their bad behavior with little or no guilt.

Ted always gets away with this, and doesn’t even try to hide it anymore. He’s a real turd wagger.

by SlusheeBiznatch August 23, 2021

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(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.

Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!

by AfroNinja April 01, 2008

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"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."

by Tr0l1er January 01, 2018

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E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.

by Schmorgan May 24, 2018

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