Crop top bimbo

The kind of woman who has the body of a letter P. Big boobs no ass. And she cant sing and nobody likes her. Big lips, forever single...yknow

Wow crop top bimbo is a silly sausage

by Picklesryummy January 13, 2019

Mop top

When you're getting that sloppy and her hair hangs down over her face

Man I was getting sloppy last night and it turned into mop top

by MagicManCHS August 31, 2016

Top shelf club

When a girl is bent over on all fours and your looking from behing. You have two options. The bottom shelf (pussy) and the top shelf (asshole). And the top shelf is always harder to get, thus why its better.

"I just joined the Top shelf club last night."

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by mst3kld April 12, 2005

top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug

a metaphorical expression used by those who prefer cheap, locally distilled vodka to be administered rectally.

omar: hey grant, how was layin' the pipe bro?

grant: nah, today we were layin' hot top. speaking of which, i see the Popov bottle in your hand- why don't you top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug!

omar: will do! get the funnel.

by caldwells November 8, 2012

bopping some top

to give head; perform oral sex on a sexual partner

"Last night I bopped my boyfriend's top." "I can't go with you guys tonight, I'm staying home with my man, so you know I'll be bopping some top!"

by Kailey350 July 12, 2009

BOSTON TABLE TOP

THE ACT OF CLIMBING ON TOP OF A GLASS TOP TABLE AND CRAPING ON THE GLASS, AND SMEARING IT WITH YOUR CHEEKS IN A CLOCKWISE MOTION

MAN I NEED TO SPICE UP MY SEX LIFE, I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT A BOSTON TABLE TOP. BE CAREFUL NOT TO SLIP.

by BEAVER LIQUORS December 15, 2009

turbo top lad

Member of the male sex designed specifically for the distribution of top, turbo-charged banter and attracting sexually promising girls on a regular basis. The turbo top lad is prone to getting wildly drunk, shouting offensive comments at innocent passers by and claiming that he could bed any girl in the room. The title "Turbo Top Lad" is the highest honour that can be bestowed upon a male, superceding the lower ranks of "lad" and "top lad".

Did you see that guy inside with the magnum of vodka and three fit girls? Classic turbo top lad!

by T.T.L. January 7, 2012