rusty ganache

A man with kidney stones blowing a bloody load inside the pooper.

It hurt like a muthafuckah, but I gave Lindsey a hell of a Rusty Ganache last night.

by Gnarly174738 April 30, 2014

Rusty skillet

A rusty skillet is when you cum inside of a woman that is on her period, leaving her insides coated in a pink mess, resembling the rust in an old, uncared for skillet.

My girlfriend was on her period the other ngiht, but I didn't let that stop me... I gave her a rusty skillet.

by Le'Henry September 20, 2020

Rusty rag

Using used toilet paper. The skid marks on the paper making the tissue look "rusty."

Mostly used in a masturbating with used toilet paper due to scat fetish kind of context, but can be used for any other example

Man, I couldn't find a cloth so I had to clean my windows with a rusty rag!

by Singmanne August 8, 2022

rusty surfboard

1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board

2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard

Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.

I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.

by DerHoffMan June 16, 2016

Rusty Franklin

The act of inserting a Dusty Franklin into ones anus.

After I chopped up some lines with that hooker, I paid her with a Rusty Franklin.

by Steak1983 June 29, 2016

Rusty gillespie

A Sex act popular in medævel times in which one person sticks a flute up another person’s snake burrow and plays a Celtic folk tune, before abruptly breaking off the flute so that part of it remains lodged up the pebble factory, Then farts triumphantly.

Would that thou wouldst rusty gillespie me.
I wouldst.

Oh hell ya
Just blast me off Charlie
You got it

by trilliam turdsworth March 11, 2022

rusty bolder

When you slip your balls in your old rusty grandmas pussy.

Man that grandma looks like I need to rust her pussy up with an old fashion rusty bolder.

by Bethu December 13, 2013