Rivers (last name)

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.
"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"
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name

The most beautiful and loyal girl you will ever see. She is fun, adventurous and smart. She has a healthy apatite for sex, all she wants to do is listen to music and have sex most days. If you are lucky enough to have her you better treat her like the queen she is! Because if you lose her you will regret it for the rest of your life! She will do everything she can to just make you happy, but the moment she feels disrespected or used she will snap fast and become some kind of monster! The kind of monster you see at the end of your bad with a knife in the middle of the night, or you notice your food tastes funny because she has been poisoning you for months!
Mazzi Slimm you are perfect and beautiful! Best girl ever! Everyone needs a Mazzi Slimm in their lives!
She is the best girl ever, Mazzi Slimm is her name don't get it wrong. If you ever meet a girl whose name is Mazzi Slimm keep her around forever!
by TheTruthIsMyGod March 28, 2020
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If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.
Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.
by stranger.1 May 22, 2024
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Hanson (name)

Hanson is an extremely good looking and talented athlete, Hanson specialises in either soccer or volleyball and is unstoppable at both, he’s also extremely caring for those around him and will always look after anyone he takes interest in, not only that he is funny and popular. you should meet someone like Hanson, he’s going to go places.
Yo I’m gna go see Hanson (name)

Bet, let me come too!
by Hanson’s my best friend October 18, 2019
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User name

So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.
"Did you type in User name to my fucking computer again you absolute nonce?"
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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Stop slanderin my name

Bomb ass song written by a DMV rapper that only the tuffest guys listen to
Brandon:Ayo Rj thanks for showin me the song “stop slanderin my name

Rj: I gotchu bro
by Razr_V1p3r October 26, 2020
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named dragon

A super cool dude. Generally very respectful and won't take anyone's shit. Super nice to people who deserve respect. He is selective with the people he surrounds himself with. If your lucky to be in a Dragon's life, be appreciative and respect him.
Person A: Hey have you met the dude named Dragon?

Person B: yeah he's kinda rude.

Person A: Well, you have to give him the respect he deserves to be respected by him.
by AirForceDude261 June 11, 2022
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