mialess person

someone who never felt the love and affection of mia

you really think that deez nuts jokes aren’t funny? damn you’re a mialess person

by pai<33 August 3, 2021

cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".

lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.

by acidaa August 9, 2021

Personal cutdown

Personal cutdown is any insult to an individuals physical appearance, or hygiene.

Personal cutdown in an example would be, " That girl has buck teeth."

by Ibkcuc August 21, 2021

persons

no. stop. say people. please.

‘so many persons’
you sound stupid say people

by ,,…,..,.. August 26, 2021

Normal-aged person

Somebody born in the 20th century.

It was all zoomers there, not a single normal-aged person in sight.

by RoundenBrown August 27, 2021

The Best Person Ever

•TypicalFlame•#1492. They are the best person ever because theyre always there for you. They send daily hugs, everyday, despite having their own things to do. They always listen, no matter how dumb the rant is, and they always respond and dont ignore you, even if they have no clue what youre talking about. They defend no matter what, they always stick up for people when it's needed. They help, theyre always there for you- no matter how busy they are, they will make time to help you and make sure youre ok. They make sure youre having fun and having a good day, no matter what. They just always so whatever it takes for everyone around them. They always help everyone around. They take time out of their busy day to be there, no matter what. They always are there. They never forget you or let you feel anything but loved for even a second. They are just the best person ever, in every way.

"•TypicalFlame•#1492 is the best person ever! I wish I had an awesome friend like him! They're so cool and handsome!"

by The ducks in the hatchet sir August 27, 2021

Short person energy

Josh ellum on Twitch.tv/ellum

Josh Ellum has such Short Person Energy!

by DisAshters August 29, 2021