Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo

It’s a sandwich you eat while riding a hippo with your lover scissoring each other but they are over 400 pounds and this act is illegal if not done only on Christmas with a strap on and a banana peel going into the hippos ass

Have you every tried the Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo with Hannah.

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

Dead Lesbian Theory

The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.

Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.

by #I’mStraight June 13, 2025

Lesbian

A Girl/Nby who like woman titties and not Man titties

I am a lesbian.. i will not fuck you kyle, i like women tits.. not the ugly kind of saggy man tits

by gothboobies February 15, 2022

Lesbian

Bisexual who hasn’t met Brennan yet

You’re lesbian girlfriend will change teams when she meets Brennan.

by Gayboy$ January 3, 2023

Lesbian

A non-man loving a non- man.

Girl: I’m a lesbian
Dumb guy: oh so you like girls?
No, it means I love non- men.

by ino_ssuke December 28, 2021

lesbian

Someone of feminine sex who is attracted only to other members of the feminine sex.

Lesbian.

by Jargolini December 2, 2024

Lesbian

Non women loving non women

They are a lesbian because they think zendaya is hot

by Amityblythe April 2, 2022