an unliked nobody who loves himself even though he is horrible to look at and has a cheesy knob and bad breath
Nah kevin
by ehunt1610 March 27, 2023
Get the Kevin mug.Kevin Andersson is an alias for his real name Punjat. Punjat is a unique breed in Indian ancestry and is considered one of the smelliest guys in his hometown, Årsta, Sweden.
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Get the Kevin Andersson mug.The most handsome and amazing man that has ever existed. He is an absolute gentleman and such a kind-hearted person. He has the biggest heart and is super hardworking. Such a lovable guy. He’s also the best dad. The definition of perfect.
by Shay0212 June 19, 2024
Get the Kevin Godert mug.He lives in Mannheim and is the MVP of Mannheim but his reputation is very bad because he made sure that his girlfriend isnt cheating on him
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Get the Kevin Fuchs mug.Kevin (adjective) male form of karen,Rat,Snitch,Cop Caller,works with Police, willing to testify against anyone to get ahead, Looking to call police on you and your friends, dirtbag
by STAYC4L July 23, 2024
Get the Kevin mug.When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
Get the KEVIN MCCALISTER mug.Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?
Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!
by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024
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