Jezzy tart

A jezzy tart is one who failed all their GCSEs , wears little to no clothes and has a distinct fishy odour.

When you’re having no luck on a night out you may resort to a jezzy tart to satisfy your needs and ensure you don’t go home ‘empty handed’
Often hang around pubs for free drinks and drunken men who will drop to their jezzy level.

Ayup Mickey there’s a proper jezzy tart over there mate you’re bound to pull

by Mickey gamer 123 December 21, 2025

Jezzy

Someone that’s a dope tart with bare bodies and sucks bare dick like a sket.

“Dat ting maxine is a jezzy”

“Yh mums g”

by DoritoEater January 5, 2026

Jezzy

Someone that’s a dope tart with bare bodies and sucks bare dick like a sket.

“Dat ting maxine is a jezzy”

“Yh mums g”

by DoritoEater January 5, 2026

jizz

when your goon juice comes out

Person 1: OMG he's gooning to girth
Person 2: HE JIZZED

by ABSOLUTEdisathHATER January 10, 2026

Spirit Jizz

The act of Jizzing while your a spirit. The jizz has the same properties as a spirit does.

Woot spirit jizzed on another Bitch!

by dickganker97 March 2, 2010

pee jizz

when you bust a nut but the majority of it is urnie.

I'm about to bust a nut! Aww, its just pee jizz

by pokemonmastermike October 18, 2010

cosmic jizz

The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets

I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz

by zaksquatch July 22, 2011