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Cottage Cheese Pants

The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!
"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"
by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006
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Wet-o-pants

Sap or soppy bloke prefers hugs to sex
Darryl is a wet-o-pants said Maria
by Jpjb June 11, 2006
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pant spider

A very smart guy invented this word cuz he thought it sounded good.
Normally, I'm afraid of spiders, but Bo's pant spider was very desirable.
by Val April 14, 2005
mugGet the pant spidermug.

my pants are tight

Originating from a HOT group of girls in Mass of two shits

It means that you are highly anxious, scared, nervous, or stressed out.
I have to write a 10 page paper tonight and I ran out of adderall. My pants are SO fucking tight.
by Lady Godiva April 20, 2004
mugGet the my pants are tightmug.

Fly Ass Pants

A pair of men's trousers that are amazingly trendy and notably attract positive reactions from the females within visual distances. Such pants may be so "hott" that they require the use of medicated powder to reduce visable sweat areas in an around the nether regions.
Eric wore his fly ass pants to the casino because he knew he needed to bring his A-Game.
by jgame March 19, 2010
mugGet the Fly Ass Pantsmug.

Two-pants kid

act of wearing two pants of the corse of a whole semester
look its two-pants kid!!!!
by PhsFanshawe May 19, 2011
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ONOS MY PANTS

When Fiz goes extremely crazy in the Simon Wai's Sonic 2 Beta AIM chat, this is a phrase she oftens says.
by GuessWho March 28, 2004
mugGet the ONOS MY PANTSmug.

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