cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020

Lucas hat

Lucas hat is the main source of his intelligens.

Veri gud. 10/10

Lucas hat cyka blyat

by Lucas hat January 23, 2018

jailhouse hat trick

Getting anally fucked by three guys in one sitting

Sheila took a jailhouse hat trick today

by TheHolyMess May 2, 2016

Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio

Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!

by the most awesomeme May 16, 2022

super hat

MY WIF IS SUPER HAT OK

what is issys wif
IDK
ISSYS WIF IS SUPER HAT DUMBASS

by hat hat issy hat xx January 28, 2021

Red Hat Anxiety

Feeling or thinking any negative emotions or thoughts from seeing a hat that looks like a MAGA hat.

I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.

by -CEO- August 13, 2019

Shit foil hat

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots

The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on

by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022