Golden Muck Shower

The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.

Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!

by GinnerRat March 9, 2024

golden pile

When you piss a hole in the center of a pile of poop until it resembles a volcano.

I once pissed a hole in the middle of my poop while I was on the toilet...It looked a volcano...It definitely was the golden pile.

by Tressie Ca La La November 24, 2016

golden dip

The act of submerging a food in melted butter before or during the process of cooking it.

My baker suggested to me that before i put the doughnut into the oil that i must give it a golden dip so it cooks properly.

by Allday 69 December 5, 2019

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

golden sake

Piss from a Japanese girl.

Last night my Jap girlfriend gave me a shot of her golden sake.

by Pepe99 May 31, 2016

Your Golden person

Your golden person isn’t any regular person,They are the happiness of fresh young love unfolding in all its marvelous glory. The happiness a heart can always see. It’s the kind of color that’s exciting and loud, without being angry or overwhelming. Your gold is like feeling the warm sunshine on your skin. It tastes like putting a whole lemon in your mouth; your lips puckering up, eyes clenched, a sharp taste on your tongue, giving you goosebumps all over your arms. It’s the feeling of running your hand over wild sunflowers, the petals soft, yet sturdy. It sounds like birds chirping early in the morning, singing their happy tunes. It’s the music of bees buzzing plant to plant, on a warm afternoon, spreading life. Yellow is happy & peaceful. It’s a type of color that says “all is right with the world & I am content with life”.

“Every time I see them I can feel warmth spread through my chest”

“You’ve met your golden person”

by Dxvilz April 17, 2023

Golden Stairs

An act where a man stands at the top of stairs while a girl is laying at the bottom with her mouth open, the man then urinates on the stairs as the urine trickles down into her mouth.

Yea bro, i gave her the Golden Stairs.

by Blumpmefineshyt November 21, 2024