FMT

FMT: Acronym for functioning meat tray. A person carrying excess, usually in the beer belly department, that can still move freely and quickly, therefore a functioning meat tray.

Look at Insert Name, he is a young, horny and gay FMT.

by Rye-Lee Drumb June 23, 2022

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FMIJ

Full Mune In Joon: Annual nomadic family reunion. No leaders. No followers. No flyers. No tickets. Colorado Rockies.

Only one human has attended every FMIJ since 2004.

by alin_denver August 4, 2022

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FMS

Also standing for "forever missing sleep", a school where you never get to rest and have to pretend you're a whole ass production house while you're actually just a bunch of measly students.

oh yeah that fella join FMS, good luck to them sia what the fuck HAHAHAH

by elfgworlll August 7, 2022

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FMSWACBP

Acronym. Fuck Me Sideways With A Concrete Barge Pole.
Commonly used to express that what you are about to say is important, relevant, or otherwise unbelievable.

a) FMSWACBP I wish China would stop fucking around!
b) You can't be serious, FMSWACBP!
c) Your mum is hot, FMSWACBP

by Fung Dunnel August 8, 2022

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fmal is an abbreviation of the phrase "Fuck My Actual Life"

person 1: ugh i haven't started writing my 1000-word phys ed report that's due tomorrow and it's 11pm
person 2: br-
person 1: FMAL. WHAT AM I GONNA DO UGGHHHHH.

Fmal life, dude. My boo thang broke up with me 😭😑

by gymbro6969 August 18, 2022

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