by Zlatana.dt..is..my..ig.. November 23, 2017
Get the ethans lanemug. Physically, the average Ethan is built like a dropped lasagna: wide, confused, and oddly dense. They seem to possess their own gravitational pull — not metaphorically, but in the very real sense that small objects left unattended might begin to orbit them. While they claim a devotion to combat sports involving heavily padded fists and dramatic grunting, their physique suggests significantly more experience with buffet lines than training lines. Every Ethan insists he's "in a cutting phase," yet somehow stays permanently in bulk mode.
Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.
Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.
Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
Ethan, Is a fatty
by linkmon9988899 June 20, 2025
Get the Ethanmug. by oliveira>odegard June 21, 2022
Get the Ethan Yangmug. girl 1: what’s ur relationship with ethan liao
me: oh ummm i actually don’t know…
girl 1: wdym?
me: ok let me explain…i'm not complaining or anything but like he is honestly very annoying. I don't even get why I like him. All he does is spread horrible shit about me or practically anyone that said anything to him. He would be like “omg guys the girl that likes me stared at me today.” like wtf do you seriously have to tell your friend group literally every single thing you did today and what happened today in explicit detail? that's why i always wanna see ethan…i also wanna see him bc i wanna go see his lil smile like omg!! he definitely has to smile more bro i love his smile so much his smile makes me fold. bro every single time i see his lil soft smile i die inside my body. why is he so damn cute like …EVERY TIME BRO…EVERY TIME I SEE HIS SOFT SMILE I WANNA GO HUG HIM SO BAD BUT I CAN'T. Whenever I am having a bad day, I always think of Ethan. thinking of his soft cute smile always makes my day better. I like everything about him; I love his hair, eyes, nose, and practically everything. I especially love his smile.….HE IS SO MAJESTIC I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRO I AM SO IN LOVE BRO HIS VOICE TOO BRO AND HIS SMILE LIKE HE NEEDS SHOW HIS SMILE OUT MORE BECAUSE HIS SMILE IS CUTE BRO I JUST WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD LIKE A TEDDY BEAR
me: oh ummm i actually don’t know…
girl 1: wdym?
me: ok let me explain…i'm not complaining or anything but like he is honestly very annoying. I don't even get why I like him. All he does is spread horrible shit about me or practically anyone that said anything to him. He would be like “omg guys the girl that likes me stared at me today.” like wtf do you seriously have to tell your friend group literally every single thing you did today and what happened today in explicit detail? that's why i always wanna see ethan…i also wanna see him bc i wanna go see his lil smile like omg!! he definitely has to smile more bro i love his smile so much his smile makes me fold. bro every single time i see his lil soft smile i die inside my body. why is he so damn cute like …EVERY TIME BRO…EVERY TIME I SEE HIS SOFT SMILE I WANNA GO HUG HIM SO BAD BUT I CAN'T. Whenever I am having a bad day, I always think of Ethan. thinking of his soft cute smile always makes my day better. I like everything about him; I love his hair, eyes, nose, and practically everything. I especially love his smile.….HE IS SO MAJESTIC I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BRO I AM SO IN LOVE BRO HIS VOICE TOO BRO AND HIS SMILE LIKE HE NEEDS SHOW HIS SMILE OUT MORE BECAUSE HIS SMILE IS CUTE BRO I JUST WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD LIKE A TEDDY BEAR
by ilovefrankocean123 October 19, 2023
Get the ethan liaomug. he is the prettiest boy to walk the earth. one of a kind. whats not to love about him? he is just so adorable and precious and just such a sweetie overalllll !!! he is kinda dumb but he tries his best and always means well. great fashion taste. speaking of taste, he tastes really good too tbh. he makes me so horny and im always losing sleep over him. he is like cute but also soooo sexy ughhhhhh <3 the absolute love of my life. i could go on forever about you. i cant wait to be your husband baby. i love you ethan. <33
by ethan's micah :) March 27, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a boy so peng it’s unreal😩🤩. His so funny and so fucking strong. Everyone needs a Ethan in there life. If u have one don’t loose him as he is the best u r ever gonna get. Ethan can be a bit rude and arrogant sometimes but he can also be a little roady. He is also an inside joker with so much banter
by 69meeebaby October 3, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by sheluvsped May 25, 2023
Get the Ethan Manuelmug.