Ethan

Ethan such dick and farts all the time. Some how though he is still tan in winter. All the girls think he is so cool but once you get to know him you which you didn't. He is the biggest pick me you would EVER met. And i swear that all ethans are gay lmao. Just be careful if you know an ethan.

Oh no that ethna let out a fart again ethans are such pick mes

by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 12, 2022

Ethan Kennedy

A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy

by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022

Ethan Shin

A very annoyingly sweet girl that is sorry for everything for no reason. He is a chill person and a good friend that actually cares about you. He likes to put loads of makeup on his face to look pretty.

He is secretly a girl

Sorry sorry sorry sorry

Shut up Ethan Shin!

by Riplife&mychickennuggets October 25, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the worlds best Minecraft player and he also is very uplifting in spirit and tech boy also a little nerdy side. But he also has some down he is very pale and uncoordinated

Ethan likes chicken butt

by Ethans is amazing May 9, 2020

Devious Ethan

Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.

"Devious Ethan just broke into my house and stole my microwave."
"You're what?"
"My microwave."

by born to poop, forced to wipe November 28, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the type of guy that trips on a lego

John: Bro who was that short guy
Mike: That’s ethan

by 3848285728 November 24, 2021

Ethan

The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…

That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post

Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit

by Biggestkikever April 11, 2023