Slaying your Dragon

A synonym for jacking it or male masterbation

The tall nerdy kid in flannel got back from class and asked his roommate "Were you slaying your dragon?", in an accusatory tone. Then his roommate, a fugacious flannel wearer himself answered "No but I'll slay your dragon, we do share a bedroom". "Ok high five" said the tall nerdy kid.

by Mark William Steiner February 1, 2010

blue dragon jizz

Blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint

That does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz.

by jgsteroid50 January 20, 2011

Raging Snow Dragon

(Verb) When a male is getting a blowjob he defecates in her mouth and tells her he has an STD. Soon after she starts hyperventilate, and the seamen in the mouth proceeds to come out her nose.

Todd: "Yo i gave my girlfriend a Raging Snow Dragon!!"

Tim: "Nice Brah"

by supaflywhiteboi October 29, 2013

Alaskan fire dragon

sexual act of woman giving a blowjob and before man cums punches woman in nose then cums so the blood cum mix on the womans chin

while evan was gettin a bj from caitlin the bitch tried to quit halfway so he alaskan fire dragoned her

by evangarlock August 17, 2011

Twin-headed dragon

that awkward moment when your pee is split into two and you miss the spot making a lot of mess around the desired target

I tried to kill a fly with my pee, but the twin-headed dragon saved it.

by yоshi March 6, 2014

Dragon ball Z

Dragon ball Z is an anime and manga written by Akira Toriyama. Dragon ball Z's main character is named " Son Goku " He comes from a planet named "Vegeta". People who live there are called Saiyans. They have multiple powers. And it all relies on KI (energy ) And strength. One day their new force leader named Freiza Blew up the planet! To make a long story short. He got picked up by some old dude named Gohan. Married Chi-Chi. Had a son named Gohan and killed Frieza with his new form Super saiyan Witch multiplies his abilities by like 100x. And then some people brought him back. Frieza got killed again and then Goku mastered ultra instinct and killed some dude named jiren and then brought back all the universes that died because of some reason. Good lord.

Me: Dragon ball Z is great

Friend: We both recommend it.

Me: Yup!

by That one earthworm :3 March 1, 2021

drop a dragon's goat

Take a dump.

"I really need to drop a dragon's goat."
"I haven't dropped a dragon's goat in awhile; I think I should see the doctor."
"I'll be out in a minute. I'm dropping a dragon's goat."

by DragunBruk December 7, 2013