blue dragon jizz

Blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint

That does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz.

by jgsteroid50 January 20, 2011

Raging Snow Dragon

(Verb) When a male is getting a blowjob he defecates in her mouth and tells her he has an STD. Soon after she starts hyperventilate, and the seamen in the mouth proceeds to come out her nose.

Todd: "Yo i gave my girlfriend a Raging Snow Dragon!!"

Tim: "Nice Brah"

by supaflywhiteboi October 29, 2013

Alaskan fire dragon

sexual act of woman giving a blowjob and before man cums punches woman in nose then cums so the blood cum mix on the womans chin

while evan was gettin a bj from caitlin the bitch tried to quit halfway so he alaskan fire dragoned her

by evangarlock August 17, 2011

Puff the bearded dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.

Bro look at her puff the bearded dragon!! Gross!

by HiILookDead May 25, 2011

Twin-headed dragon

that awkward moment when your pee is split into two and you miss the spot making a lot of mess around the desired target

I tried to kill a fly with my pee, but the twin-headed dragon saved it.

by yоshi March 6, 2014

Icy Nut Dragon

The act of freezing genital warts off of testicles with liquid nitrogen.

After banging that hood rat had to ride the icy nut dragon to git rid of what she gave me.

by Thomas Pynchon September 27, 2014

drop a dragon's goat

Take a dump.

"I really need to drop a dragon's goat."
"I haven't dropped a dragon's goat in awhile; I think I should see the doctor."
"I'll be out in a minute. I'm dropping a dragon's goat."

by DragunBruk December 7, 2013