Future Cat

A (typically male) person that reads every future blog, technology blog, and probably every video game blog. A Future Cat truly believes that one day within the next 10-30 years man will answer to, or actually physically become robotic, as it is the next step in evolution. He believes people will be uploading their brain to a cloud (due to singularity, a concept made somewhat popular in the technology world by Vernor Vinge in 1993 ,and then reiterated by Ray Kurzweil in 2000) that will allow people to virtually live on, even after the Earth is uninhabitable.

Brandon: "Dude, stop working out, in 2025 we will be made out of nanobots. All we have to do is program our bodies to be fresh-to-death through the computer...and they will be."

Kyle: "Yeah, right! You're just a lazy future cat!"

by Jailhouse Nancy March 25, 2012

richie cat

a quiet and furry lebanese cat that slumbers randomly in seemingly uncomfortable positions upon any stationary object.

Take a picture of the richie cat slumbering over there, it will be funny.

by kcmoney June 15, 2011

adopted cat

derogatory term for calling a girl who got a new boy friend after she got dumped.
mainly use in Japan.

Greg: i've just got a girl called Naomi last Monday and she was hot!!!.
John: yeah, so? You got yourself an adopted cat, that's all...
Greg: ...fuck you

by SpeedyL June 30, 2011

Cat Kick

(v) to kick a female, who is performing oral sex on you, in her pussy

Dude I totally got this girl to let me cat kick her last night.

by Newspaper staff September 30, 2011

Cat Mom

Cat Moms typically owns two or more cats combined with slight antisocial behavior. You can spot these girls by the lite dusting of cat hair and cat scratches in various stages of healing. Due to their antisocial nature, they typically don't use social media very often (unless to post The aforementioned cats) and are typically are very loyal in relationships. If a cat mom shows you pictures of your cats, she is in love!

Hey Mike, did you notice Katherine's Scratches? No don't worry about it she's just a Cat Mom

by MikeyMeta February 11, 2023

Cat Day

An alternative to traditional "sick days" when one is expected to be medically impaired. Cat Days are appropriate when an employee needs time away from work, but to take multiple naps, lay in the sun, and stretch frequently without exertion.

After 3 weeks of working on the project, I couldn't stand going back into the office; I had to take a Cat Day.

by JohnnyBmostlygood October 25, 2019

cat burglar

To shit in a litter box then steal 1 good dvd from a one night stand and escape without being detected.

I pulled the cat burglar on that chick that I fucked last night and now I have season two of greys anatomy. - Ken A

by Bar1der September 15, 2021