Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.
Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!
by bhoj March 12, 2011
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shmeiz burger

a burger that contains someone’s semen
my boyfriend is so cute he’s making me a shmeiz burger later
by lisha666 November 06, 2020
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burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.
“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.
by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020
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burgerer

you eat burgers, another term would be burgereater
oh look, there's agust! My favorite burgerer
by SimplyBloxxed November 10, 2022
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Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.
Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku
by Douglass Freshness January 09, 2023
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T burgers

When someone eats a lot food,especially BURGERS
by GetBackBoy November 23, 2021
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burger drunk

That gross, sweaty, sticky kind of feeling when you eat too much salami, meat, or cheese. Usually the product of a soda-based sugar high and a carb-based food coma crash.
I can't handle another trip to In-n-Out this week, I'm still sweating and burger drunk from last night.
by Burgy McDrunkerson April 18, 2021
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