Boner Poison

Noun: Someone/something that ruins a pristine moment or generally shits all over what was supposed to be a good moment.

*see buzzkill

Verb: (Poisoning one's boner) the act of being boner poison.

Noun: Drake was total Boner Poison when he only took one vicodin, leaving me one pill short of what shouldve been an amazing high.

Verb: By taking only one vicodin, Drake poisoned my boner.

by Sneaky lopez July 10, 2010

Boner boi

When you constantly have a boner, no matter the circumstances of what's happening. You're constantly turned on by everything. Some things like blondes in Nike Pro shorts can make you instantly have an Orgasm.

Holy shit- I just cummed in my pants looking at her! I must be a boner boi!

by Logan Boner Boi January 26, 2020

Tiny Boner

An expression used for something good or cool, tight, great etc.

Your mom was tiny boner last night!

Me: Your hair is Tiny Boner Katie
Katie Baker: :D

by aidhnaihndahdaha January 23, 2009

Double Boner

When a man gets 2 boners at once.

Me: Holy shit dude, did you see that milf?

You: Hell yeah man, she gave me a DOUBLE BONER.

by Dirtytacos February 26, 2009

Boner Coke

When someone voluntarily snorts a line of coke off an erect penis.

T:Hey remember Mickey?

J: Oh yea that dude that that babies came out of the butt?

T: Yea cause he always had a football up his.

J:Oh yea he looks like a douche on FB

T: dude owes me money man... spending it on that Boner Coke.

T: He's such a Boner Coke-head.

M: Why is everything always about my ass?! shit going in and out wtf bro!

by Shellsashala May 14, 2010

Raging Boner

Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.

OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL

or

Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.

by Captain October 2, 2004

500 boners

500 is the most you can have.

bro #1: dude that's sweet, i give it like 368 boners.
bro #2: 500 boners is the most you can have.

by Ese Y December 14, 2008