Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Asshole

Assholes are people that are just straight up bitches for no reason at all.

fred: Oh look it's an asshole

Anthony: how can u tell
fred: he just pushed a child

by Lucas.013 August 17, 2024

Asshole

A place where poop comes out

Asshole is smellya

by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020

Asshole

A person you like, love, or care about that has pissed you off a lot

My boyfriend was an asshole last night when he kept teasing and making fun of me.

by Ninjalette2005 June 29, 2022

Asshole

Avalee

Avalee is such an asshole

by Avaisanasshole February 19, 2020

asshole

A person who acts like a total prick to others, has a huge ego, disregards their friends and lets them down in times of need and demands back the same behaviour that they fail to show.

Aaron is such an asshole.

by Benedict the danger ferret June 21, 2017

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025