A fucking gallow (or gallows as a group) are bastards that lie to get your attention, as they may also come off snarky and attractive at the same time.
by maskerr August 19, 2017
Get the fucking gallowmug. This word is said in an offensive way for example fuck you why are you reading this you stupid mother fucker get on with your fucking life.
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by BEERP January 28, 2021
Get the FUCKmug. What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.
by Champy_Mode August 20, 2019
Get the This is fucking bullshitmug. by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
Get the Fucking cheers matemug. by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025
Get the fucks McGucksmug. when a super sentai combination (mainly ultimate combination) looks like it was a last minute decicion from toei and it looks like a massive cluster of various peices from the show/toy line connected in various random spots on the main combination body
"Engine oh G12 is a cluster fuck"
"You saw how many peices god king ohger had? That was a cluster fuck for sure"
"You saw how many peices god king ohger had? That was a cluster fuck for sure"
by Engine Oh G12 December 1, 2023
Get the Cluster fuckmug. A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
Get the Monkey fucking a bowling ballmug.