lochie is the twat who thinks they own everything.
by midnight_memories2536 April 09, 2021
twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.
Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."
"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 05, 2013
by lovinsib July 23, 2012
We got in the bath (she was wet) and immediately I was hit with the scent of twat water. I almost drank some.
by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 17, 2018
by giffiend October 17, 2014
First Get A Huge Gagger Line Of Meth Out For You And Your Girl.
Do Your Line. Then Start Intercorse With Her, Don't Matter Which Hole.
Mid Way Through Pull Out, Take Moist Member And Throughly Coat With Her Gagger Line Of Meth You Never Gave Her.
Now Secretivly Re-Insert Your Member Into Your Girl, Once Again Either Holes OK.
Now Watch Her Face Flush,
Watch Closely And See Her Body Flutter and Shake.
Now She's Twat Twacked.
Do Your Line. Then Start Intercorse With Her, Don't Matter Which Hole.
Mid Way Through Pull Out, Take Moist Member And Throughly Coat With Her Gagger Line Of Meth You Never Gave Her.
Now Secretivly Re-Insert Your Member Into Your Girl, Once Again Either Holes OK.
Now Watch Her Face Flush,
Watch Closely And See Her Body Flutter and Shake.
Now She's Twat Twacked.
by G-Rape December 11, 2022
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
by Hippo8Me August 31, 2010