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Turtle

A sea creature that has a cousin called the tortoise. THE TURTLE HAS FLIPPERS NOT FEET
Also they poop out a lot of eggs and only 1 in like 30 of those eggs survive to adulthood
by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023
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turtle smack

To very slowly smack someone, but to step into it so quick at the end, they get their shit wrecked.
“Ill turtle smack the shit outta you nigga”
by bigjawbreaker December 5, 2017
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The Turtle Army

A group of people obsessed with turtles on a Minecraft server. They've gone through troubles and hardships but they've gotten through it. They've gotten hacked and destroyed, but they're still here
The Turtle Army is having a pizza zoom.
by Turtle guy 70 May 18, 2021
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Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.
My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.
by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025
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question turtle

A question turtle is a insult i made for no reason lol-

it means someone who asks too much questions and is very nosy
person1: ugh, your such a question turtle!
person2: *rolls eyes and walks away sassily*
by strawbzkittnz March 26, 2024
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Turtleing

When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.
Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.

No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
by Ginglife March 1, 2015
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Ninja turtled

When a person get siblings to fight someone
Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled
by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018
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