Sir Turds A Lot

The definition is of someone who is rude and bully's you and you need a quick and easy nickname for them.
This definition was created by a 13 year old of 2018-2019
Who is best friends with the guy who invented BEANSTAB

Man 1: Come here scrub
Man 2: What do you want Sir Turds A Lot

by G3T GH05T3D November 1, 2018

Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.

Person 1: “Trump 2020”
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”

by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020

turd brushed

The evidence of massive load after flushing.

After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.

by demon71 November 28, 2012

Turd Chunnel

European slang for anus or colon

Person 1: After I ate Mexican food last night my turd chunnel is on fire

by Bobdaily4 August 22, 2009

Turd-Burgler

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..

“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”

by Dennis Dragon August 29, 2019

turd bib

Laying down a layer of asswipe in the toilet before taking a shit, greatly reducing the possibility of leaving skid marks.

Before blowing an O-ring at my girlfriends’s house I put a turd bib in the toilet bowl so no residual will be left behind.

by D’Quantavious Smith February 11, 2025

Turd Perfect

As good as things can get for a piece of shit

Friend: Life is fucking awful

Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect

by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017