Wise Mystical Tree

a fucking wise ass mystical tree

shitter: oh hello wise mystical tree

tree: looks at you

by 🤦🏾‍♂️🔫😍 October 10, 2022

Nigga Tree

When a nigga puts little to no effort on their Christmas tree.

Jordan: This tree is fucking ass!
Mark: Well, it's a nigga tree

by zhgiozhol February 17, 2024

Tree Leafer

Someone who has NO balls.

That one there? He's a tree leafer. He won't call out the shift supervisor behind his BS. Bet.

by Bobcott February 27, 2020

tree fiddy

$133,556,798,766,532,246,789,752

“looking at my beautiful eyes, how much would you say they’re worth” “tree fiddy” “$133556798766532246789752??? cool so you can have them just gimme the money first”

by pretty eyes December 11, 2022

tree lit

Dank.

That was weed was tree lit.

by Dank Mush January 15, 2017

Giraffe-tree

When a mommy giraffe likes a daddy tree they make a giraffe-tree

Hats are pretty cool are giraffe-trees

by Big daddy 6363 May 03, 2019

Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 22, 2015