tom

absolutely perfect. he’s goofy and funny and says stuff like hey boss and sorry in an accent. he’s super funny and does silly voices. he’s awkward yeah but it’s cute. he’s super smart, really good at math, and he can be quiet but once you get him to open up, he’s just so open

tom is so cute! i’m so lucky i know him

by iwishicouldtelluhowifeel October 6, 2020

Turkey Tom

A YouTuber that makes documentary-adjacent videos about the downfalls of shitty people.

"Do you know Chris Chan?"

"Oh yeah a saw a Turkey Tom video about him"

by Untaken name October 29, 2023

tom

a dutch guys with a big dick

person 1: hey who is that guys with big dick?

person 2: oh the dutch guy? that’s tom.

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Tom

The fastest person you will ever meet, and the worst player in sports gets on his friends teams because of his dad.

Toms is fat he should not be on that team, the only reason he is on the team Is because of his dad .

by Beastin mage June 13, 2019

Fuckin Tom brah

Fuckin Tom brah is basically when the guy goes to gaffs, fuck bitches, sniffes tren n workouts and when he goes to the glorious house of gainzzzz, he forgets everything but fuckin zyzz brah the aesthetic god. Fuckin zyzz gives him the tren n fuckin Tom brah sniffes it n go smashes workouts
Remember the name - fuckin Tom brah

Oh shit I want to be like fuckin Tom brah, it’s like a freedom!
Brah check that fuckin Tom brah what a sickkunt

by Tombrah March 22, 2019

Tom

The guy who needs attention and someone to care for him and he's also the best boyfriend/husband anyone could ask for so make sure you treasure a tom in your life

"Tom is the best boyfriend in the whole wide world!!"

by miyahuu November 24, 2021

TOM

TOM is an acronym associated with a woman's menstule cycle...
Time
Of
the
Month

Woman 1: Hey guess who'just came for a visit.
Woman 2: TOM???

Woman 1: *starts pmsing really bad*
Woman 2: Awe...

by chippednails April 19, 2018