TOM

Short for time of the month.

Guess what? My best friend Tom is in town.

by CLawDeeAww February 12, 2018

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

Tom

Tom is a guy who listen to 187. He plays football and is a huge fan of the club MSV Duisburg. He stands up for his Rights and tries to defend himself in any situation. His dreamjob is to become a reporter of a huge company.

No example for Tom

by AnonymousKnowsEverything January 2, 2017

Channel Tom

The first emo teen to ever treat youtube as a social media and not a place to earn money.
Also does breakcore music on soundcloud.

Check out Channel Tom.

by 23EZ February 4, 2017

tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago

wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian

by tom brian February 6, 2017

Tom pato

a person named tom but is also a homosexual, should be called tom pato.

hey is that tom, aint he gay? ,well we call him Tom Pato for a reason

by nukii October 18, 2019

Tom

Short goes to Fairfield and is really small and so is his wood

Girl:hey tom
Tom:hey want to go out
Girl:ewww no your wood is tiny

by George burd October 22, 2019