Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"
by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021
Get the Body Armour with a Snakemug. by Whovian1156 January 2, 2024
Get the Snakemug. A “snake” is a person who is usually fake (mostly they are girls). Snakes pretend to be your friend by going behind your back taking shit about you to other people or your enemy.
by colddxnise February 23, 2019
Get the Snakesmug. A nasty trash hoe with the voice that sounds like she deep throated a cactus who wants a relationship with someone else's cheating husband and sends him messages begging him to come over to her boyfriend's house while he's at work and she is alone and has free time.
by thebetterbitch June 29, 2024
Get the Snake Ass Hoemug. Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.
Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
Get the Fantasy Football Snakemug. Rhys.
Roger: please don’t tell anyone
Rhys: I won’t dont worry you can tell me anything and I won’t tell anyone
*moments later*
Rhys: guess what roger said to me
ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Rhys: I’m not coming out I’m busy
*checks location on snapchat*
*Rhys is with Bitch*
Rebecca: abosolute snake
Roger: please don’t tell anyone
Rhys: I won’t dont worry you can tell me anything and I won’t tell anyone
*moments later*
Rhys: guess what roger said to me
ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Rhys: I’m not coming out I’m busy
*checks location on snapchat*
*Rhys is with Bitch*
Rebecca: abosolute snake
by SneakyBrekky November 20, 2018
Get the Snakemug. Someone who acts like your friend then turns around and back stabs you. Nathen is most commonly know for being a snake
by Yo.its.ur.dawgg June 13, 2018
Get the Snakemug.