A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.
Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022
Get the Crime Picklemug. Normal summon aliester the invoker, link into almiraj, link into secure gardna, activate invocation.
Ex 1: My name pickle Jeff
Ex 2: And then he turned himself into pickle Jeff, funniest shit I've ever seen
Ex 2: And then he turned himself into pickle Jeff, funniest shit I've ever seen
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