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Tab Monster

A web browser window with more tabs open than any human could reasonably keep track of. Typically the result of a research paper you're writing, or a Wikipedia-Odyssey. A plague to your CPU and mental health.
I knew this essay was a mess when I realized I had created a tab monster on my computer. I could barely keep them all straight, and I couldn't wait to hit that juicy, juicy X in the corner of my screen when I was done.
by minferno May 1, 2020
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Mud Monster

When you're having so much fun yoou wouldn't even notice you're covered in shit.
"May we all be mud monsters"
by mmudmmonsterr September 17, 2021
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The Nom Monster

A large pac man like monster which is what certain individuals turn into, it is only stoppable by the retardosaurus rex and consumes anything and everything, they are generally very loud as well, always yells the words om and nom, loves cookies
guy 1:oh god hes turned into The Nom Monster again
guy 2:COOKIES OMNOMNOMNOM
by Deed send May 15, 2009
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Denim monster

Any man or woman that wears denim jeans, denim shirt, and a usually a Levi’s denim jacket is a denim monster.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.
“We’re you at the PBR rodeo finals the other day?
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”
by Greenhans33 June 6, 2022
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Cum Monster

It's exactly how is sounds, a monster made of cum
Dow with that what you will
"cum monster? hmmm tasty"
-George Herrick
by sumfulla January 16, 2022
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Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015
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MONSTER TRUCK

WHERE YOU FUCKING A FUCKING MONSTEROUSLY HUGE FUCKING TRUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
ME: I WANT TO FUCK A MONSTER TRUCK

FRIEND: ACTUALLY THAT'S MY KITTEN -
by HAHA THIS WEBSITE IS FUCK NUTS December 12, 2021
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