Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.
dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!
dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"
dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"
by ellare April 7, 2010
Get the Facebook Calendarmug. When people have over 2000 friends on Facebook.
It's like sleeping with tons of men/women except it's on Facebook and everyone can see it.
It's like sleeping with tons of men/women except it's on Facebook and everyone can see it.
Me: Hey Mary! How many friends do you have on Facebook? I just hit 500!
Mary: Oh I have 3746. I just cleaned out my friends list so it's a little bit small.
Me: You Facebook whore...
Mary: Oh I have 3746. I just cleaned out my friends list so it's a little bit small.
Me: You Facebook whore...
by xMuz September 7, 2011
Get the Facebook Whoremug. The act of spending a very short time looking at your facebook page. Used mainly to avoid being seen online and/or being talked to. May or may not be followed by swiftly turning the chat feature off.
Person 1: Hey, did you see my comment on Jo's status?
Person 2: Uh, no. I can't go right now. I just left a conversation pretending I had to go...
Person 1: Oh, but just do a quick Facebook dip then.
Person 2: Uh, no. I can't go right now. I just left a conversation pretending I had to go...
Person 1: Oh, but just do a quick Facebook dip then.
by areallpseudonymstakenorwhat!? July 31, 2010
Get the Facebook dipmug. Anyone who posts ridiculously slutty pictures of themselves or others with the intent of showing off their hoochie clothing or sexual prowess.
Friend: Did you see what your sister is wearing on facebook?
Brother: Yea, She a facebook hoochie.
Look at your puto brother. He's hanging out with all those slutty girls and being a facebook hoochie on spring break.
Brother: Yea, She a facebook hoochie.
Look at your puto brother. He's hanging out with all those slutty girls and being a facebook hoochie on spring break.
by Beckaylargo September 23, 2012
Get the Facebook Hoochiemug. Facebook user that has ton's of friends and keep posting status updates, cool pictures but in reality they're not cool, unknown and photogenic.
Guy 1: I Wish could date this girl named Selena on Facebook, shes cool and fine as hell.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Susan from downtown and average girl, and she's definitely a Facebook Celebrity.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Susan from downtown and average girl, and she's definitely a Facebook Celebrity.
by Observer9 October 14, 2011
Get the Facebook Celebritymug. A Facebook bunny is a person (preferrably a hot female) who uses (or used) your facebook account to send or post "naughty" messages.
by trojan_maximus October 17, 2009
Get the Facebook Bunnymug. When someone comments or likes any status on a specific persons facebook page. It is also common for the individual to tag them in any possible status of their own to get them to notice.
For the past few weeks Wanda has been Facebook humping Sand's page. She might as well just call him and get it over with.
by WBMike July 3, 2012
Get the Facebook Humpingmug.