David

This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.

Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!

Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.

by blazerod349083 June 5, 2022

David & Jnette

A Couple Who Got Togather On November 21 2011,A Couple Thats Loving And Caring Who Always Have Eachother Back Through Anything A Couple That Will Last Very Long Since They Match Very Well Together A Couple Alot Of People Be Like They Are So Cute A Couple That Loves Each Other Unconditionally A Couple Who Kiss Like First Loves Love Like Husband & Wife..Who Are Meant To Be Together A Couple That Will Go Far If They Continue To Stay Together.

David & Jnette Are A Very Loveable Couple

by Bonququ October 18, 2012

David Cameron

The most chad British PM ever.

Guy 1: Whose your favorite British PM?

Guy 2: David Cameron. Bad bitch is sexy af. Makes me wish I was gay

by Kralja June 4, 2024

David

Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends

Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.

by Noteclairshush. June 23, 2022

David

A deadbeat who’s never around.

Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!

Mind fucks you

Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid

Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow

Did you hear david cheated on her?

Nothing new

by 100 Facts November 22, 2021

pull a david

Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.

A: He will definitely pull a david.
B: Who?
A: Falcon!!

by yaboiarg November 29, 2020

david

asshole

u see kalis brother david he has anger issues and is an asshole

by neieneja June 24, 2022