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Putin's Sloppy Seconds

Trump after his first 4 years of his presidency.
The majority of America will vote for Biden, because they don't want 'Putin's Sloppy Seconds'.
by TheImmortalARQ October 25, 2020
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Christ Church Secondary School

yoshi from christ church secondary school had sex with that girl from sparkle thoughts
by s3xbomb August 22, 2021
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mill park secondary college

A school in victoria that is known for it's crazy karen teachers. Toilets are filled with kids vaping during class times and there is only one open toilet. Everyone wears casual clothes it doesn't look like a school at all!
Person: What school do you go to?
Me: Mill park secondary college.
Person: You mean Karen academy?
Me: Yes.
Person: That's sad
by Yourlocalcritic November 1, 2022
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St Andrews Secondary School

A school located at the side of a hill in a peaceful neighbourhood, which was the saviour of our ah ma and ah pa when they kena flood long time ago.

Students: they are gay, horny and rowdy. They jokingly make racist and sexist insults at one another, and can be characterised base on the stream they take

High-end express: Materialistic studious students made up of mostly two-faced prefects who look down upon their NA/NT peers. Fights rarely occur here

Low-end express: They are like the high-end express students but they are just dumber and less studious. They very much hate on most of their subject teachers. However they form ties with the NA students but still hate their NT peers. Fights rarely occur here

NA: They are the ones who form connections with all streams and generally the most chillax stream out of the three. Most if not all of them has parental issues. Fights don’t really occur here

NT: Most looked down upon stream by even the teachers. They are quite relaxed and calm with their peers but stubborn and truant towards their teachers. Make up for atleast half the population during detention. Fights occur but is uncommon

“Up and On” really serves no meaning, sounds like just another phrase for ‘popping a boner
Teacher: DON’T TOUCH ME
Student: Eh you watch ur mouth lah
Teacher: YOU TOUCH ME
Student: EH, I’LL END UR LIFE RITE NEOW MAN

Said by an egotistical bitch from St Andrews Secondary School
by Kokslicker5009 November 7, 2022
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Laura Secorder

When one’s recorder is covered or dipped in fecal matter.
“After I pulled my recorder out of my ass it became a Laura Secorder”
by daveglo November 23, 2019
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Ohno-seconds

Ohno-second is the period of time that is spent waiting for the debit or credit card you just submitted for payment to respond - hopefully with the word "approved", and hopefully not "payment declined" (Oh No!) The ohno seconds are usually spent mentally reviewing your account balances and recent purchases or date of your automatic deposit. MUCH longer than a nano-second, this word is most appropriate while being at the front of a long line in a store with people looking over your shoulder and the pimple-faced clerk glaring at you as if to say "I know YOU can't afford this purchase, loser".
I started to sweat during the ohno-seconds waiting for my card to be accepted while I was standing in line at WalMart with 50.00 worth of melting Ben & Jerry's! Oh no, did that rent check go through yet?"
by Philly Mojo August 19, 2008
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10 seconds

10 seconds is a general slander at a person/object/action that you cant physically watch for more than ten seconds without laughing
by westkilbride August 17, 2011
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