1. A conservative or libertarian posting opinions heavily and transparently favoring millionaires and oligarchs.
2. A Trump or Elon simp.
2. A Trump or Elon simp.
Person 1: "I don't think millionaires should pay taxes do you?". "Nowhere in the constitution is democracy mentioned". "I'm boycotting any company which has boycotted twitter since Elon took over".
Person 2: "F*ck off retard!".
Person 2: "F*ck off retard!".
by Penis Kneivel November 4, 2022
Get the Retardmug. The stench that one leaves behind after he or she fails to convince a small group or a large audience that they aren't required to wear a helmet on a regular basis outside of the skatepark and bike trails and that their parents weren't lovers and siblings.
Mary and Tony went to the store to pick up some cereal when they saw a man standing in front of the bananas and he was scratching his ass and making monkey sounds, "What was wrong with that man?" Mary questioned.
"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."
"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."
by FingerbangbangbangGangbang13 November 2, 2020
Get the Reeks of retardmug. 
A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
Get the Road retardmug. You want men to have to know how you feel but you don't want to have to respond with the response YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE TO HAVE... To YOU being in the same situation.
Hym "So I don't see how you're not retarded."
A dumb whore "NoW yOu KnOw HoW iT fEeLs!"
Hym "So if YOU were being treated the way I'm being treated... How would you expect ME to react and what do you think the outcome should be?"
A dumb whore *dumb whore noises*
Hym "So why aren't YOU doing THAT... To ME... Now?"
A dumb whore *more dumb whore noises*
Hym "See? But you'll molest a fucking retard and you'll feel fully justified I doing it. OK."
A dumb whore "NoW yOu KnOw HoW iT fEeLs!"
Hym "So if YOU were being treated the way I'm being treated... How would you expect ME to react and what do you think the outcome should be?"
A dumb whore *dumb whore noises*
Hym "So why aren't YOU doing THAT... To ME... Now?"
A dumb whore *more dumb whore noises*
Hym "See? But you'll molest a fucking retard and you'll feel fully justified I doing it. OK."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2025
Get the Retardedmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
Get the Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)mug.