Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025

Printer with no paper

An adjective that in which is used to describe oneself as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a printer with no paper.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

Great on Paper Couple

NOUN: When 2 people seem like a perfect match: they have a lot in common, are both attractive, have mutual friends...just no sexual chemistry.

I set up my cousin and my best friend, but it turns out they are just a Great on Paper Couple. Too bad, because I think they're perfect for each other and it would really work out for me.

by Sisters from Another Mister January 12, 2026

Cheese on a grater tastes like paper

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance

“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER

by Vexamon October 21, 2023

From The River To The Sea Palestine Will Be Free

From the river to the sea is a phrase most commonly seen in Pro Palestine protests. The River and Sea they mention refers to the Jordan River and The Mediterranean Sea. The country located between the river and the sea is Israel the native Jewish homeland. This phrase means to flood every Jew living between these boundaries to the Mediterranean Sea to kill them. The Palestine will be free part is after they flood all the Jews they want to establish an Islamic Extremist regime. The people who shout this phrase are mainly found to be college students who fall for propaganda.

Person 1 at a protest: FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE
Person 2, Jew: Why do you want to kill us?
Person 1: Because (insert historically modified false information)

Person 2: But why kill me? I didn’t do anything.

Person 1: My college professor from queer lgbt rat studies told me that.

by antiterrorisim February 21, 2024

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