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Potato

Somebody that is so bad at a game that they cannot be a human. Therefore meaning that the only physical entity they could be is a a potato.
Jimmy:OMG how did you not kill them, they were literally bots, you are such a potato.
Wilson:I'm not the one that died first, ok.
by Potato997 April 29, 2019
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Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.
Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.
by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022
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Potato

A person who is shaped and acts like a potato
There's the popular girls and there's the pretty girls and I look like a ... potato, a kawaii potato
by potato person 55 October 13, 2018
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Potato Gunning

When you have gas behind a poo and it shoots the poo out like a potato gun
Do you ever just go to take a shit and not realize there’s a gas bubble behind your turd and it shoots out like you’re a human potato gun? Potato Gunning
by Potato gunner September 22, 2023
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Black potato

Black potato is a marketing term that refers to the illegal practice of targeting a rival business's paid ads for the purpose of driving up that company's ad spend budget without an ROI in the hopes of bankrupting the rival company.
Black potato is a marketing term that refers to the illegal practice of targeting a rival business's paid ads for the purpose of driving up that company's ad spend budget without an ROI in the hopes of bankrupting the rival company.
by Nebbies December 17, 2025
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Potato Man

A potato that is part man

and he is weird :|
by ØnØ November 30, 2021
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