The Air-Monarchian Genocide is a slang term derived in reference to the Armenian Genocide, and describes the burning of nike apparel by racially insensitive caucasian americans following Nikes ads featuring Colin Kaepernick in honor of their 30th Anniversary. The genocide refers to the mass produced lower end nike models usually owned by those who are now boycotting the brand.
Dom: Hey Joe, whats wrong?
Joe: (kicks rock) My old racist grandma is taking part in the Air-Monarchian Genocide and I’m afraid shes going to destroy my apparel!
Dom: Don’t worry bro we can just put her in a nursing home
Joe: (kicks rock) My old racist grandma is taking part in the Air-Monarchian Genocide and I’m afraid shes going to destroy my apparel!
Dom: Don’t worry bro we can just put her in a nursing home
by Peter M. Hampton September 05, 2018
by nottony April 23, 2011
When you stand at the front end of your significant other's bed, lift the bedsheets and fart under the sheets. Then, you grab the bedsheets and waft the fart up to your significant other's face.
A person who is an observer during a LARP events. They do not participate and walk around using an agreed upon indication of being out of character (commonly a fingers crossed motion)
Larper1: hey! Why isn’t that person doing anything?
Larper2: oh them? They’re an air molecule. Just ignore them.
Larper2: oh them? They’re an air molecule. Just ignore them.
by DJMALFOY21 December 16, 2019
by D0minatr1x October 11, 2020
Did you see that hot redhead that just walked by? Yeah man I was air banging her the whole time she walked by
by REBAR1340 February 25, 2019
On September 26th Everyone should wear their AF1s to school, no matter the color way, how fresh or beat up they are, or how much you dislike them
by Icboyyy11011 September 24, 2022