pubs 'n bubs

1. Literally it means "pubes and boobs". It is often used in Porn business. It is a term that means that a woman is rubbing her boobs on the pubes of a guy/girl.

2. Pubs 'n bubs is also a douchebag.

1. Joni: Yo, check that horny lesbian out dude, she's rubbing her boobs all over her pubes.

Luna: Obviously, she's doing some 'pubs 'n bubs'.

2. Martin: Joni is such a douchebag.

Sue: Yeah, he's a real 'pubs 'n bubs'.

by MaddddMaxxx July 9, 2009

Roast n Boast

The act on screwing a fine bird (or pig) then telling all your mates.

When Güntherß Müllard had sexual liaisons with a sexy female he proceeded to tell his mates.

This is how you Roast n Boast:

Güntherß Müllard: Yh I nailed that goth chick at the weekend!

Harry Peterson: you can't stop roasting and boasting!

by ku esor hit n run team XD September 10, 2009

read n' regret

When someone reads a T-Shirt that says something stupid about the person reading the T-Shirt.

Tim: Hey man what does your T-Shirt say? *reads T-shirt*
T-Shirt: Says something stupid about reader
Jon: Haha You fell for it! You read n' regret!
Tim: F*** you!

by The Urinal November 18, 2009

Dip N' Crump

When you go on a "booty call" and promptly leave to go camping

Pete: "So we are going to go camping today?"

Mark: "I'm going to try and go for a Dip N' Crump"

Pete: "OK you fianut"

by Fianut January 2, 2011

Pumpin n' Dumpin

Masterbating while pooping!

The other day I walked in on Zach Effron Pumpin n' Dumpin to a picture of Vanessa Hudgens.

by Axelrat22 May 3, 2011

strip-n-spread

The ultimate in modern security searches to be performed by TSA officials on members of the public at the entry of all government facilities and prior to those citizens boarding any form of transportation.

Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.

Before TSA implemented the strip-n-spread I was so scared of taking the bus to work. Now I can feel secure in knowing that my fellow passengers have nothing explosive shoved up their asterisk

by justthinkin' November 30, 2010

Drag N Drop

The act of defecating on a seat or bench then sliding forward, letting the feces fall on floor.

Looks like someone did a drag n drop on this bench.

by gdcgdc August 13, 2010