I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Dr. Jellyfingers

Dr. Jellyfingers is more myth than man. He single-handedly floats the GC Caseys with the vast amount of old crow whiskey he purchases and then snorts. He enjoys building shit out of pallets and has probably slept with your sister. His K/D is higher than yours.

If you're reading this, Dr. Jellyfingers is probably your father.

by Randon5 May 25, 2016

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

John 1:19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

John 1: 19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.>

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.>

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025