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Jacob

Jacob is a band loving person. He dyes his hair a lot. Very loud, not very shy. He is funny and and can make you laugh but is mean at some times. He can skateboard but won't teach you how to if you ask him. He social in school but not as much outside of school.
Friend 1: "Hey have you seen Jacob lately?"
Friend 2: "No, he's probably at a band concert."
by tupac0021 October 15, 2019
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Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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Jacob

Someone who always cares deeply about their ex partners and their family and always wishes the best for them. He is someone who should be considered for a second chance.
Hey Rachel you should see what Jacob is getting into now a days. I know he means well.
by Stazzi;) November 22, 2021
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Jacob

They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive
Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”

Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”

Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin
by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023
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Jacob

“Jacob is here, what an absolute jezzy
by Riquelmeeasportsisass November 23, 2021
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A Jacob Dust up

A Jacob Dust up is when a male from Kent decides to embrace themselves as a homosexual and rather enjoy it.
Do you know what, It’s about time I try a Jacob Dust up.
by Alfred Dunnam March 4, 2024
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Jacob

The most racist person in existence. The owner of slaves. The cause of slavery. The reason there was segregation.
Person 1: Hey look its Jacob!

Person 2: Oh no...

Jacob: GET BACK TO WORK YOU MONKEY!
by Nadias#1fan January 4, 2024
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