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dry shower

Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.

Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
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Shower Curtain

a hairstyle which encompasses a man’s large bald spot on top while he has allowed the remainder of his hair to grow to shoulder length or longer resulting in a shower curtain style ring of hair. A dome and fringe
The next door neighbor removed his hat and we all realized he was rocking the “shower curtain” look.
by Floridabeachgirl January 26, 2021
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Shower Slushy

When men rub one out while in the shower, they make a "Shower Slushy".
Man, leave that fool be, he in there making a Shower Slushy!
by SLorentz611 January 29, 2021
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Scatter Shower

An abundance of gun fire sent towards the opposition.
“I can put it on yo head and send a scatter shower
by Rocklin 2011 January 30, 2021
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Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
by nasheedb January 31, 2021
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Red Raider Shower

Where you take a 12 pack in the shower and have to finish it before you can get out. 15 minute time limit. First thing I learned when I moved to Lubbock, Texas.
Example 1: "Bro take a red raider shower when you get home so you can meet up with us at Chimys"

Example 2: "Im going to take a red raider shower so I can sleep better"

Example 3: "Its game day, going to take a 5 minute red raider shower"
by davycrockettlife February 1, 2021
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Shower Beater

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!
by Southern Fella February 2, 2021
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