I'm gonna suicide

it's kinda joke that teenagers says to their parents to see their reaction and most of time their reaction would be

horrified then the Teenager says it was a joke even though it wasn't

Parents: what are you thinking about son?
Teenager: I'm gonna suicide
Parents: What the No don't do it we love you
Teenager: I'm joking I'm joking

by Someone that's happy November 3, 2023

I'm used to it

The most painful thing someone can say while trying not to cry

Nah bro she didn't mess me up that bad I'm used to it

by Da5.9chummins November 4, 2023

I'm teasing

Sebastian's favorite phrase. Only he can use it

Sebastian: Your outfit is silly
Girl: What?!
Sebastian: I'm teasing

by UrbanDictionaryUser132333 November 18, 2023

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

I'M ONE

I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE

How old are you? I'M ONE

by IMONE124115512251512125152 December 27, 2023

I'm So Good-itis

When someone is new to a game and gets really good RNG, so they think it's all skill not luck.

Especially big in singleplayer games since no one is there to trash talk.

Person 1: "Jim just got to gold rank yet he just started playing last week"
Person 2: "Have you seen the way he plays? All luck, no skill. Bet he's feeling "I'm So Good-itis" right now.

by 420LoliPolice69 January 1, 2024