human furniture

Human furniture is furniture in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. In some cases a sculpture of a human body is used instead. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art. It can also be found on BDSM practices like Forniphilia.

He put the sushi all over me, it was so erotic. I was literally human furniture.

human furniture by KinkyTraveler April 24, 2023

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human or not

the humanornot.ai website, an online game in which you chat with an ai bot or an actual human person and you have 2 minutes to guess, is it a robot or a person?

- yo you know that human or not website?
- yeaaahh it's so cool

human or not by stysan May 13, 2023

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Human

A human is a dumber version of a monkey that causes harm to all life forms including their own species. Humans destroy their home, named 'Earth' because of the need of slight convenience in their lives.

"I fucking hate humans" -Earth

Human by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023

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Human

1. A creature that exists to cause the maximum amount of death and suffering possible while screwing themselves over.

2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.

3. Stupid as shit

Steve: "What do you think of James?"
Barry: "Bro he's such a fucking human."

Human by Philosopher of Pain May 22, 2023