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Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you
Aaric's an ass hat...
by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012
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Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick

(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)

Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.

Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."
by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017
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Small top hat

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023
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emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011
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Party Hat

Another name for a bulging erection. Sometimes referred to as rise in the Levis, pitched tent, or hound mound.
As soon as she walked into the room every straight guy in the place had on a party hat.
by Raidneck88 January 18, 2019
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Canadian Cowboy Hat

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.
I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.
by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024
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National no hard hat day

The day of not wearing a hard hat is march 10th
Boss: bobby what day is it

Bobby: march 10th national no hard hat day
by Bobbydawon March 9, 2021
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