I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

Fly Tie

When you zip your shirt tail into your pants zipper you create a fly tie.

That dude just came out of the bathroom with a total fly tie.

by ronster April 13, 2014

Flying monkey

Flying monkey was coined by the movie Wizard of Oz where Wicked Witch dispatches flying monkeys to retrieve Dorothy and her dog. Flying monkeys are the narcissist followers that smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you. With the targeted individual program, the CIA runs electronic harassment and the FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and dispatch flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability.

Infragard and Citizens Corps are the FBI's flying monkeys.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

I FLY

I fuckin love you

I FLY babe

by kwonmintae July 13, 2018

Flying squirrel shot

A guy pulls his scrotum out to create a well to which liquor is poured into and a lucky person is chosen to empty the well and clean the "shot" glass

Adam has a perfectly crafted scrotum for delivering a huge flying squirrel shot

by Markyed November 13, 2019

Flying Valeinto

When you and your significant other agree that when she is a asleep she will leave her pants off for one attempt at the valeinto…. When the male gets all geared up and jumps into bed with the hopes of penetration and not crushing pain.

Hey John I finally landed the flying Valeinto last night and the wife loved it.

by Bus if you mus May 22, 2024

Fruit Fly

Typically a woman who is not enjoyed, but posters gay men because they are perceived to be "harmless".
Most gay men only use this term ironically with their women friends because it is actually a slur meant to discourage annoying cisheteronormative women from being in their presence. (see: Karen)

God, She's so out of touch her questions are literally homophobic. She's so stupid she can't realize she's being an annoying fruit fly.

by Bitch, Don't. March 28, 2023