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Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
by IFSATG March 26, 2021
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Low five

When you relate to someone for something sad or feeling sad & depressed.
"Bro I'm feeling lonely"

"low five then"
by Themohaimin March 31, 2021
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wi-five

Let's wi-five!
by Summer Shan April 13, 2021
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Cougar high five

The moment when a cougar and another cougar touch the vaginas.
Hey girl I think the way you think let's do a cougar high five.
by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021
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Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.
Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!
by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021
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The Five

Kareem Abdul Jabbar is the best player to play The Five.
by SCTEX123 April 23, 2021
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five

the five is the most valued number being used for clock time, and uh... other things. fun fact! five is the most even odd number but six is the most odd even number.
P1 'Five shots of rum and i'm gone.'
P2 'Dude. we've been here for four hours. this is your eighth mix of Crown and Coke. You don't even drink rum'
by Quim (dont search it up) April 24, 2021
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