dog blocking 

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."

dog blocking by rufusclay November 9, 2013

cotton blocked 

When you get cock-blocked by a tampon.

CBS

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”

cotton blocked by Juicy - C March 9, 2019

Dark Blockchain 

Dark Blockchain is a term that literally doesn't mean anything. It just sounds cool.

Employer: So, what are your past qualifications for this job?
Kevin: I am a dark blockchain expert.

Dark Blockchain by Terrain2 February 7, 2020

Black Puffa

Black black puffa is an essential item of clothing you’re not from New York if you don’t have a black puffa

Yo that person doesn’t have a black puffa they ain’t valid

Black Puffa by Ressespuffsblackpuffa March 26, 2021

come out ye black and tans 

The rebel’s call, that’s all you need to know

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! SHOW YER WIVES HOW YOU WON THOSE MEDALS DOWN IN FLAAAANDERS!!! TELL ‘ER HOW THE I.R.A. MADE YA RUN THE HELL AWAY!!

come out ye black and tans by Actual satan April 19, 2020

Tebow blocking 

Tebowing in a halway, blocking oncoming traffic.

Tebower: "Dude did you see me Tebow blocking today after 1st period?"

Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."

Tebow blocking by tafamustafa December 26, 2011

Sirius Black 

Two words: flying motorbike. Two more words: damn sexy.

Sirius Black by lovevanillacreme October 10, 2003